The roots ate my fish!

I have sad news this morning. Upon going to feed my big bad beta fish, Mike Tyson, I realized he was no longer in his bowl. Now, this bowl sits on top of a tall book shelf in my house with some bamboo in it. I have no cats or other fish eating creatures. Tyson was not a jumper.

My theory is that the bamboo roots ate the fish. After cleaning out the bowl and picking through the roots, I see that he's not tangled in them. Therefore, the only option would be that the bamboo got hungry and began the process of eating Tyson. This is a travesty.

I will remember Tyson for his quiet presence, blazing red coat, and how he protected my house against evildoers.

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